My top 5 jokes

1. A man goes around the corner.
    What’s missing?
    THE JOKE! J

2. ´Waiter, waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! ´

     ´Don’t worry, sir, the spider in the salad will get it.´

3. Teacher: ´Name four animals of the cat-family.´

    Pupil: ´Father cat, mother cat and two kittens.´

4. What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

     Time for a new car!

5. ´I’ve lost my dog.´

    ´   Why don’t you put an advertisement in the paper? ´

    ´   Don‘t be silly – he can’t read.´

I like these jokes, because they are very funny and I like making people laugh.

I wrote this, because when I meet my friends, we laugh very much.

   By Natascha Geier